Utility Belt

To earn a Utility Belt you must have the ability, skill and wherewithal to provide in-depth overwhelming statistical analysis, graphs optional, of a question posed on Red Reporter. While several are in possession of these Belts it is Slyde who has the one with the most and deepest pockets. Caleb was the first to point out the amazing ability of Slyde's Utility Belt on 8-1-06. Slyde further cemented the phrase's place in RR lexicon when he defended it against comparison to an ordinary tool belt. To activate Slyde's belt a quandary should be posed not as a direct question but rather as "I wonder if." Utility Belts can also be earned for debunking a Michael Diary.

On Red Reporter that replica of your utility belt can never be too exact.

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