Thom Brennaman

Thom was hired a few days after the 2006 season ended, creating what will henceforth be known as the Brennamen.

Thom has the misfortune of being a Fox Sports announcer, which automatically makes one say dumb things and be annoying. (See Joe Buck and Steve Lyons. Tim McCarver would be awful regardless of who his employers were.) It is said that this is partially a result of having to talk with a talking baseball named Scooter as well as being forced to hear advertisements for Fox shows thousands of times a day.

Graduate of Ohio University. Status elevated, brothers and sisters.

Red Reporter has mixed feelings about Thom as a result of his Foxcasting. We will see how it goes.