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Red Reporter (popularly known as RR to its users) is a sports blog focusing on the Cincinnati Reds baseball team. The blog was founded by JD Arney. Red Reporter is part of the SB Nation network of sports blogs.
History
Red Reporter has gone through a few different formats at multiple URL's. JD Arney started a Reds blog at www.redsbaseball.blogspot.com in December of 2002. It was kept up in an on again, off again fashion until January of 2004 when a proper domain was purchased (redsdaily.com), and Reds Daily was born. That site was run on the Movable Type publishing platform and was kept for about a year.
In early 2005, Tyler Blezinski (of Athletics Nation) approached Arney and asked him to join the Sports Blog Nation blog network. Arney accepted, and Red Reporter was born. It was the second site launched in the network, starting right after McCovey Chronicles. With the move to Sports Blog Nation came more frequent posting, diaries, and game threads, all of which have helped foster a community that exploded in size during the 2006 season.
Features
Red Reporter is powered by the SBN's proprietary content management system. In addition to the blog, registered users can post FanPosts and FanShots without moderation on the site. The FanPosts are virtually identical to the blog posts on the front page and can be promoted to the front page by the primary users. The FanPosts are considered a "blog within a blog" for the individual users. Because of the SBN system, Red Reporter combines the elements of a blog and message board with its diary system. The FanPosts cover diverse topics ranging from statistical analysis to humor, general observations on the Reds and even advertisements for offline gatherings.
How do I add photos to my comment / diary?
Use the <img> html tag. Example: <img src="http://www.pictureURL.jpg"> You can also use the new image button on the comment toolbar. Try to keep things clean.
How do I add a link to my comment / diary?
There are three ways to add a link to your comment or diary. The easiest way is to type out the entire URL, including the http://. The URL will automatically turn into a link. If you think that is ugly looking (it is) and would like to embed the link around some text, you can use the <a> html tag.
Example: <a href="http://www.linkURL.com">This is a link.</a> This will give you linked text like: This is a link. You can also click the new link button on the comment toolbar.
What kind of HTML can I use?
You can use '''bold text''', ''italics'', item lists, blockquotes.
Here's how:<br />
bold - <b>YOUR TEXT</b> (you can also surround a single word by asterisks(*))
italics - <i>YOUR TEXT</i>
bulleted lists - the easy way is to start each line with an asterisk (*) followed by a space. Each line that you start that way will be bulleted.
numbered lists - start each line with a number and then period and a space.
blockquotes - these allow you to set quoted text apart from your own text by indenting it. To do so, put the quoted text inside of two blockquote tags like so: <blockquote>YOUR TEXT</blockquote> and the text will be indented in a new paragraph.
How do I add videos to my comment / diary?
You shouldn't. Youtube has an easy cut-and-paste "Embed" feature, and this has been used to post videos in the past. However this slows down page loads too much and is discouraged. Instead post the URL link to a video and allow people to view it off site. If you want to add a YouTube video to the site, use the FanShots, which are built for just that sort of thing.
Can I get banned?
Yes, if you're an argumentative cyberstalker who is offended by everything, including a dissenting opinion. You can also get banned for making a lot of irritating, ill-timed and/or repetitive posts without taking the time to become friends with the people on the site first (as is the case with most communities, actually).
Is Red Reporter a clique?
'''NO!''' Red Reporter welcomes everyone! That's why we've created this wiki - so everyone knows what the heck everyone else is talking about!
RR Lexicon / Running Jokes
Feel lost in a game thread? Here's your roadmap.
- What is a Rally Killer?
- What is a Soft Walk?
- What is a Bloop?
- What was The Trade?
- What is a Michael Diary and should I avoid it?
- Does RR offer a Dental Plan?
- Hooha? Don't you mean Hooah?
- How do I get a Utility Belt?
- How do I get Bonus Points?
- What is the official list of Annoying Little Shits?
- Who is on the Bill Hall All Stars?
- Who is on the Tomo Ohka All Stars?
- Who is on the Jimmy Haynes All Stars?
- What does Little Bo Peep have to do with the Reds?
- What is the RR all-time game thread post record, to be known from here on as "The Anaconda"?
- When is it appropriate for Caleb to BOHICA?
- What is a Veteran Presence?
- Do I get anything for posting First and Last in a game thread?
- Does it help an injury to poke it with a stick?
- Why burn DanO? Should Wayne Krivsky be burned too?
- Is it a bad thing to be a "good/great baseball guy"?
- Why do most polls include the choice 'boobs'?
- Who is Voodoo Albert? What is a Moran?
- What does it mean to Think lucky, bitches?
- What makes Red Reporters invade a site?
- Do I want to know what an ashnarronlovechild is?
- What's so good/bad about running out to your position?
- Why is Aaron Harang so often misidentified as 'Adam' Harang?
- Why did somebody just cumb in a game thread?
- Does Paul Bako really pay the Catcher Witch?
Resources
- What are all of these fancy stats that everyone is throwing around?
- What does the Reds's payroll look like for now and the future?
People who tell us about the Reds
We don't assume knowledge during Reds games, or absorb it via telepathy. We are told by a few announcers and newspaper writers who do their best to break the hard losses to us gently.
- Marty Brennaman, God, WLW (radio)
- Jeff Brantley, WLW (radio), whoopdeedo.
- Thom Brennaman, son of God, WLW (radio and FSN)
- George Grande, Bloop, FSN (television)
- Chris Welsh, appentice Bloop, FSN (televsion)
- Hal McCoy, HOF beat writer, Dayton Daily News. Contributor to 2nd inning broadcasts on WLW w/ Marty.
- C. Trent Rosecrans, beat "writer" for Radio station 1530 Homer and ClearChannel bitch. Blogs here: [http://www.1530homer.com/pages/ctrent.html].
- John Fay, beat writer for the Cincinnati Enquirer. Also blogs here.
- Joe Nuxhall, the Old Lefthander, WLW (radio). RIP - May he one day make the hall as a broadcaster!
Controversial Subjects
The following topics are routinely discussed with passion.
- Is Adam Dunn a good player?
- Is Wayne Krivsky a good general manager?
- The Trade
- Is there too much negativity on RR?
- How does RR feel about sabremetrics? Any Old school vs New school debates?
- Which is the second best Indiana Jones movie?
Common Reds Nicknames
They can be confusing…
- ¿Quién es Manos de Oro?
- Why is Juan Castro "T.S.F" Juan Castro?
- Is Love Shack more than just a song?
- Who wears Leatherpants?
- Who wears Sweaterpants?
- Who is Fistbands?
- In whose head does Farney live?
- LLM? WTF?
- How many nicknames does Adam Dunn have?
- Did the Reds really employ Hitler?
- Why do teams fear Ross the Merciless?
- What does it really mean when Dick Pole comes out to the mound?
- Can you ever have too much Coutlangus?
- Who is the Sea Bass?
- Who is Elpidio?
- Do the Reds have a pitcher that looks like the old Tampa Bay Buccaneers' logo?
- Is Johnny Quest really that good?
- What drives The Wagon?
- Can the world contain Froppinger's scrappiness?
- Is there a cure for Cancer?
- What does Cherry Hudson have in common with The First Man?
Meet Your Fellow Reporters
- Where can I find introductions to other Red Reporters?
- Where do Red Reporters live?
- How can I join Red Reporter Fantasy Leagues?
- Is JD Arney paying attention?
- Why is Slyde the most valuable commenter?
- How much does Caleb love Vada Pinson?
- Can Paul Householder predict the future?
- Does Michael dislike Adam Dunn?
- How hot is Ash?
- Does chandrathan have multiple personalities?
- Is Daedalus a nun?
- Is it really Red Menace's fault that RR has become a haven for heavy drinkers?
- How many innings has Brian B secretly pitched out of the bullpen this year?
- What university did ohiobobcat (aka obc) attend?
- Is sukr really the last poster of the 06' season?
- Can boobs be trusted?
- Is Brendanukkah Japanese?
- Can you drink Pilsner73?
- Is Gapper the worst mascot in the Majors?
- Has teb7 been kidnapped?
- Does mattg have a brother who plays saxophone?
- How many little voices and alter egos post on RR?
- Is JCH888 jerking us around?
- Who in the hell is boohiss?
- Does MixFMKyle have a classic radio voice?
- Why is greg456 afraid of greg7? Because greg789.
- How many beers does BLee2525 owe to Red Reporters?
- Can Geki save me money on car insurance?
- Why does sidnancy always shoot down everyone's ideas?
- Where does snohio keep his secret audio stream?
- Does ken "know" Barbie?
- Is gejoe a real American Hero?
- How precocious is crolfer?
- Is indy afraid of snakes?
- What is the root of BobbyO's uncommon hatred for the Cubs?
- Has BubbaFan completely wasted her(?) life?
- How did jmcclain19 become a payroll god?
- Why does Man Mountain hate good beer?
- Is BK really the burger king?
- What is the story behind the melancholy demise of Alan? When did Fat Vegas Alan rise back up?
- Who/what is GusBellsTaint?
- Which Cincinnati Red is terrified of having to face TheC again?
- Does TheDude abide the concept of "clutch hitting"?
- What did Andromache score on the ACT?
- I post all the time! Why isn't my name on here?
Archive of historical jokes and stuff
- What goes beeeeeeeeep...?
- What are the proper uses of Suck It, Duaner!?
- Do I have to drink a toast before a game?
- Why does Narron love peanut butter and Levi Garrett?
- What is Alter Ego Night?
- Arrrr…so how did RR celebrate International Talk Like a Pirate Day 2006?
- What is the onesie, why was it lucky….and where is it now?
- Was Orel Hershiser right? Can you really see it in their eyes?
- What does it mean when Jerry hearts someone?
- Who is Some Dude?
- Can you stand the HEAT, and what is the Purple Prose Index?
- What was the Royce Clayton Bat Incident?
- What was the Fiastro and what are Jerry Morron's other Greatest Hits?
- What were the 2007 predictions for the Reds from Red Reporter?
- Why is Hollandsworthless?
- Is anyone a Moron?
- Why do so many players have the last name Mc-blank?
- Does anyone like the Dutch?
- Who is El Guapo?
- Why has The Bad Man stuck?
- Who is Cap'n Crunch?
- Who are The Roaster, The Ninja, and The Rollercoaster?
- Is Hobbs a stuffed tiger from a comic strip or a political philosopher?