Farney is Ryan Freel's imaginary friend. As told to the Dayton Daily News, Freel said Farney is "a little guy who lives in my head who talks to me and I talk to him." He sometimes even goes so far as to say that Farney congratulates him for jobs well done. "That little midget in my head said, 'That was a great catch, Ryan.' I said, 'Hey, Farney, I don't know if that was you who really caught that ball, but that was pretty good if it was.'"

For the record, little people do not like to be called midgets.

Farney frequents Red Reporter.

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