Bill Hall All Stars

The Bill Hall All Stars are a collection of opposing players who, for some reason, perform appreciably better against the Reds than the rest of the league or have been known to destroy the Reds at every given opportunity. While this team can carry the occasional real-life All Star, MLB Hall of Famers or future Hall of Famers do not qualify since those players typically kill everybody.

This team is epitomized by their leader and founder, Bill Hall, who in 59 games (thru 2006) against the Reds carries a .312/.384/.638/1.022 batting line, considerably higher than his career batting line of .264/.319/.473/.792. Hall is also famous for beating the Reds on consecutive nights in 2004, first with a 3-run, walk-off home run on April 27th, and then with a 10th inning suicide squeeze on April 28th, a game that the Reds led 9-0 in the top of the 4th but lost 10-9.

Current Roster

Bill Hall - Founder
Chris Duncan - Bill Hall's young cousin
Luke Scott - Turd Burglar
Bo Hart - Former Cardinal and member of the Annoying Little Shits
Lyle Overbay
Brady Clark
Wes Helms
Matt Stairs
Matt Lawton
Wilson Betemit
Orlando Hudson

I removed Lance Berkman, Jose Reyes and Rafael Furcal on the grounds that they're too good.
-Red Menace

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