3 Fast 3 Furious

Not at all. Those are terrible, terrible movies and if you like them then may Cool God have mercy on your soul.

Username:
3 Fast 3 Furious

When did you join Red Reporter:
Summer of '07 as an escape from the Cubs ninnydom in Wrigleyville.

How did you find Red Reporter:
eHarmony.

Favorite thing about Red Reporter:
That it's not about the Cubs… and the one RR gathering I've attended provided me with many memories; some good, some involving South Milwaukee. I actually enjoy that RR is a more stats-centric community with a higher level of discourse than some other Reds blogs.

Favorite Red Reporter thread:
I actually enjoy the game threads the most. It allows me to not have to put any thought into my comments, much like Tim McCarver.

Anything else interesting about you?

Read about my exploits in the East, in "Nathan Sites; An Epic of the East" here: http://books.google.com/books?hl=en&id=JVEPAAAAQAAJ&dq=nathan+sites&printsec=frontcover&source=web&ots=l_kB392hI1&sig=hlKRQW2qXkPDaa1iy7hvRHA-AvE&sa=X&oi=book_result&resnum=1&ct=result#PPA3,M1

My first and last names are both very nearly palindromes.

I'm a staunch believer in not having a clue.

My biggest pet peeve: When people say "Chi Pole Tay" instead of "Chi Pote Lay". C'mon. Are you even trying? I don't know what I'd do if I ever heard "Chi pottle".

Least favorite words: Cation (cashun?), Anion (anyun?), and Recipe because I bet it's tough for kids (re sipe?)

Some day I want to climb Mount Everest. Not really, but I want an imaginary goal to imaginarily train for and imaginarily not achieve so I can imaginarily write a novel about how my life was imaginarily enriched for the imaginary experience.

I'm friends with a guy that seriously thinks dinosaurs didn't exist and rather the bones were planted there by scientists. Hi, Paul.

I have robot insurance.

I really love Werther's Originals.

I once did a speech class at Miami University where I did both Harry's and Lloyd's lines from a scene of Dumb and Dumber and got an A on it. However, the professor's life goal was to be a professional bodyguard. I can't make this up.

I'm a huge proponent of Big Red pop. When's the last time you enjoyed a Big Red? Exactly. It's delicious.

I got my first bloody nose at age 25. It wasn't from getting punched or anything, I just woke up with one. Should I be concerned?

I think it should be much easier to text, "haha", than it is.

I might be the person in the world that can press Alt + Tab fastest to avoid detection of non-work activities at work.

If I were a DJ, my name would definitely be DJ Tanner or DJ Nathan.

I'm really good at stopping the fast forward on my DVR in the right place to avoid commercials but not really miss any of the show.

I only own about 5 or 6 DVDs and Hot Shots and Hot Shots: Part Deux are two of them.

I can't stand it when people add unnecessary s's onto the end of words. The worst of the worst are: Krogers, Meijers, Potbellys, and Unos.

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